I just CAN'T do it

I know, I know

I’ve convinced you I am proficient in the kitchen and yet...I CANT DO IT!

I know how to do it...

I’ve seen it done...

And I just can’t do it

But then I found this spectacular spot. A place where lobsters are cooked fresh multiple times a day, sold to me cooked, cracked and accompanied by butter and lemon if my little heart so desires it.

And suddenly me and my now pre-cooked lobster are getting along just fine.

And if I have a moment of guilt I can take some comfort in the fact that I had nothing to do with the whole cooking thing, I am simply going to make this lobster the best it can be!